REVIEW : NOAH MOVIE (2014)
For information, Noah movie was banned in Indonesia. I am not really sure with the banning reason but it provoked protest.
After months, finally I could download this movie (oops).
Well all I can say, it was bad 2 hours in my life.
2 STARS from me.
One word to describe the whole movie : WEIRD
Everything is weird.
First, look at the poster. Noah is wearing complete clothes. Well a bit fashionista for ancient human. Pants, a shirt and a vest (?) And his family has complete clothes too. You can see the pants his wife wearing is almost skinny pants. (okay…) Too modern for ancient clothes, I guess. (is there any taylor or designer right there?)
And the ax which Noah holding. Really? An ax? How could you shape the iron?
They had test pack too. So how to check pregnancy? Put your saliva on a kind of leaf and if you are pregnant, it will appear 2 dots on the leaf. Well, first of all, is there any relation between saliva and pregnancy? This scene made my eyebrows gather for like 2 minutes -,-
And many more weirdness.
The most I hate in this movie is it was totally different with the Bible. TOTALLY. I expect this is an art movie not biblical movie, but still, Y U NO make the art still cool.
FOREVER QUESTIONS: Y THE HELL God didn’t give him a complete task? Y THE HELL Noah still had to wonder if God would let them live or no?